Elisa Schwarz
Nude

Elisa Schwarz, whose stage name eerily reflects her real one, “Alisa Bonerz,” started her Skinematic career in 1999 with a role in the semi-sci-fi flick Shepherd. The movie is basically about a bunch of religious cults in a post-apocalyptic society and features one of the most definitively B-List casts ever, including C. Thomas Howell, Roddy Piper and David Carradine. Yes, it’s just that awful…That is, excepting Elisa, who pops up as Howell’s former/dead/we’re-not-really-sure-what-exactly-happened-to-her wife. What this all had to do with the plot is up for interpretation but it most certainly opened up the door for some flesh-flashing from the comely brunette, who bared her more-than-ample breasts during a sex scene with ol’ C. Thomas. It’s a brief gander and a bit dark, for sure but if it’s any indication of what’s to come, then we’re satisfied, if a bit anxious… Hopefully the next time around, the lighting guy can show up to work on time…